Increasing my worth

This post by Heather Armstrong at Dooce just cracked me up:

http://www.dooce.com/2009/09/03/house-adorable

Not the baby part, because sure all that is impressive but I don't have babies. The part about her saying "Hello" in Korean at a nail salon and scaring the crap out of all the ladies working there. I'm trying to learn Korean just for this kind of reaction. Hopefully by Christmas I can pull this on Abe's parents. I'm sure they're saying things like, "doesn't Abe's wife look gorgeous today, her hair is stunning and she smells like lilies." However, there are so many syllables going on that they could be saying Anything, and this is what I need to find out.