you fat cow

OMG i really miss paradise! you would think that every day back at the office would be easier, but actually it's been quite the opposite. every day is actually a little bit harder, a little bit more trying on my patience. i think abe feels the same way. however, i've started training for my half marathon and it's going well so far, and it's good to get outside and burn away some of the daily horrors. oh guess what, someone at work talked me into joining a biggest loser team. there's like 4 teams and we don't really know what we're doing, but she called me and begged me and used her cutest little happy voice...and i was like: damn woman, are you telling me that i'm fat? she promised that there wouldn't be any weigh ins. so really...i don't think the name of the contest is too accurate. i think it's actually like: "get a little bit healthier if you feel like it challenge". i saw the list of teams and for some reason, it's the smallest and most active and fit people, like the people who don't have muffin tops and drink water from nalgene bottles all day. figures right?