The Lemon

Jenna: that guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz Lemon: Really?? but i already have a drink, do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
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guys, i am so lucky i was in my own house and not like on a sold out airplane because i just laughed so loud! i've been out of the dating game for a while, but in all honesty an appetizer would be a much faster way to score with me than a measly drink. this is probably why abe orders me an appetizer every time we dine out! some might think that a cocktail is enough to bring some attention, but it does not compare to some melty yet crispy cheese.