
Remember back when i exploded boiling tomato sauce all over my face and kitchen?? well abe and i decided it would be a good idea to attempt home made tomato sauce again with turkey meatballs. i make these meatballs all the time, like once a month. my brain was feeling a little fuzzy today... like it does on most sundays. i put my meatballs in the oven, and i flipped them, and then i checked the temperature. i was like: man these are cooking a lot slower than they usually do. i should have known at that very moment that i was an Idiot. i was loafing around waiting for them, i even did a few arm exercises with my exercise bands. later i went back to check on the meatballs and i got out the digital thermometer because i thought: surely they must be done by now. abe was standing over my shoulder stirring his sauce, and he's looking at my thermometer with a meatball hanging off of it and he's like: those aren't even close, and i'm like: I know!! and then he took the thermometer with the hanging meatball off and pressed the Celsius/Fahrenheit button... my meatballs were at 194 degrees Fahrenheit. i'm an IDIOT!! oh my god, that's worthy of an OMG. sometimes i think about how much my brain has lost in the past 3 years and honestly, it's really disintegrating fast. i should think about taking a class or something beyond my Nintendo DS Brain Age. i'm not sure they let idiots into grad. classes though. that's not even the only stupid thing i did today. i was trying to shut the bedroom door on my exercise band and it has a little thing you stick into the side of the door where the hinges are...so i do it, and i keep shutting the door and it's not closing, so i just keep adjusting the stupid band and it still doesn't shut. probably 5 minutes later abe is like: what are you doing! and so i reluctantly ask for help, and he's like: let me guess, there's a sock in door? he was right. we keep a sock at the door so it won't shut during the night to get better air circulation. and i just don't even think about it anymore, it's just a part of the furniture. well people, the sock was the reason my door would not shut. today would be a bad day for standardized testing, or giving advice.






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Abe would like to put this on everyone's gift list this year. he really wants someone to read it so that he can stop saying to people, "hey have you read the secret?... you should." he's serious, he wants someone else to read it and report back. in a nutshell, this is a new-age self help book that preaches that the power of positive thinking can get you through cancer, unemployment, and poverty. -- i think. i have not read this book, so maybe you should, and then report back. $13.00 on amazon.














