Conservatives on vday

Check out my new bathrobe courtesy of abe for valentines day. Its from Hammacher Schlemmer and its about 30 pounds of head to toe warmth for those cold mornings when the walk from the bathroom after a shower is too cold to bear. Abe likes this because it covers my entire body and he thinks all the neighbors can see me walking around when I'm scantily clad. It may or may not be true but nobody will ever know.

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