American Idol, part I

i did it. i watched american idol last night. i hate american idol, but i really love it at the same time. the initial auditions are the best part. my favorite guy sang a song about how he stalked paula, and i think she got really scared, but randy was just laughing so hard the whole time pretending not to be highly amused. simon was legit not amused. he sang, "if she was a dog, i would walk her. if she was a bathtub i would caulk her. if she was on law and order, i would peter faulk her. but right now, i'll just stalk her." oh my god, so funny!! he didn't make it to hollywood needless to say. i'm pretty sure he got escorted off the property by security. i'm sure it was all in good fun though, and he just wanted to get on tv because why would anyone want to stalk paula abdul. and this morning i was thinking about it in the shower....why the fuck is she a judge anyways?? was she not a one hit wonder? Cold Hearted Snake? that's the only paula song that i know. i know she's a dancer, former laker girl, and a choreographer, but vocally....she was freaking britney spears. maybe she's just a judge because people really think it's just over the top funny to see how loopy and crazy she gets and like they just want to see what she'll say next. i really do wonder what kind of drugs she's on. i heard a crazy rumor that she seriously sleeps like 1 hour per night, and she's gone through hundreds of personal assistants, and she sobs for no reason. that sounds like a britney issue to me. but atleast they can get her camera ready in the morning.