the tickled pear

i ate a pear that had gone bad yesterday....
so i was like: oh well, it's too late now, lets see what happens.

today, i'm alive. and then i stupidly, repeated the same act. i took a bite out of a pear that had gone too soft and it tasted pretty funky. did i spit out the bite? no i ate it. then i looked at the pear, and thought: son of a stupid bitch. but since i lived through the first spoiled pear incident, i figure that i could live through a second.

and if i don't....make sure someone takes care of cleo.