meeting leftovers: an oasis of gas.

whenever there is a lunch meeting, the leftovers are placed in the kitchen at the very convenient time of around 2pm. which is exactly 2 hours after i've eaten, so i'm starting to feel a little hungry again. if there is every anything in there, i cannot resist it, with the exception of cookies and brownies...i'm just not really a sweets person. but if there are sandwiches, mini pinwheel sandwiches, pasta salad, regular salad, pickles, bags of kettle chips, diet sodas, etc. i will eat all of it. i'm a grazer. i'll eat whatever i have for lunch, usually a salad or a lean cuisine, and then i'll see an array of tastiness leftover. so i go in for the kill and steal some salad and a mini sandwich, and then i go sit in my cube. 10 minutes later, i realize that stupid sandwich was pretty small, so i go back in for some pasta salad and a mini bag of chips, and sit and enjoy it. 10 minutes later, i'm thirsty, so i grab myself a diet pepsi. so after all this grazing, about 1 hour later, you could roll me down the hallway and of course i'm grumbling that i feel bloated. i'll never learn. and 90% of the time, it upsets my stomach, but it could have been the sandwich or the chips or the salad...i'll never know, because i eat all of it at once.