Questions of the day

when you crave something for weeks and finally get it, does it taste better?

answer: Yes, unless it was poorly made and it just makes you crave it more. you could just die.

when you live in an apt. building with only 3 units and one of them gets forcibly evicted only to be found sleeping in the basement even after the locks were changed, it's bad right?

answer: oh yes. good thing the police are familiar with where we live and that cleo has a black belt.

some 17 year old kid took apart his iPhone, did stuff to it, and now he can use it under a different network. why is this newsworthy?

answer: the only other newsworthy story is about a giant void spot in space, billions of light years away. who cares, it's insanely far away.

Ann Coulter got a boob job. does this make her less annoying?

answer: no, she still looks like a preying mantis/horse that will just eat you alive.

Are you a dork if you read harry potter?

answer: no, in fact you're cooler than chanel if you read harry potter these days. it's seriously all the rage: the new black. it's even cooler than going to rehab.

Are scientologists crazy?

answer: yes, they believe in aliens, of course they're apeshit crazy.