protesting

it has recently come to my attention that i'm protesting/hating a lot of things:
1. The Metro, because of it's poorly written editorials that are just absolute garbage
2. Fox News for sucking, and having unattractive news anchors. CH7 only in my house.
3. Any "news" on lindsay lohan. it's poor judgement to let someone profit off of death defying behavior, and very unladylike.... however, i adore kate moss.
4. "The Hills" because although LC is super cute, she's actually just a privileged a bitch with RBC and bad roots that you don't want to be your friend
5. Seinfeld at 11pm. the later it gets at night, the less likely i am to laugh at nothing.
6. Gawker. i know that Manhattan thinks it's the center of the universe, but they actually made fun of boston for thinking we were the center of the universe: get over yourselves.
7. Katie Couric in the evenings. without her perky outfits, is she really the same person? i don't think so.
8. All and any celebrity fragrances and beauty lines. it's just tacky.